nowaywhorehey:

We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob

For many of my friends, it’s purposely and shockingly, I’m okay with that. 

corgisandboobs:

unfriendlybambi:

changelingupkeep:

oreansyvaa:

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD WHAT A PORCUPINE SOUNDS LIKE? WELL YOU HAVE NOW!

look at this little cutie! it almost sounds like he could talk if he tried hard enough uguuuu so cute~

Ohmigawd he sounds like a little cartoon animal.

What

When she pokes him at about a minute in I swear he goes “Hey!”

WHY IS EVERY FUCKING ANIMAL ON THE PLANET SO FUCKING ADORABLE?! I CAN’T HANDLE IT!

How rape trials should go?
Lawyer: Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but-
Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes.
Laywer: Yes, he raped her.
Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.